Music Archives: 1985 Raggedy Ann/Rag Dolly DEMOs

Lyrics are based off of the script dated November 1985. Cast list is based on the cast for the January 1986 Moscow tour, with some changes made based on what we can hear. Embeded here from the Internet Archive.

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1: Gingham and Yarn


Lyrics
ENSEMBLE

RAGS, BUTTONS AND GINGHAM AND YARN
TO MEND A HEART THAT'S BROKE IN TWO
THE BITS AND PIECES OF WONDER AND CHARM
TO TURN A GREY SKY INTO BLUE
FOR HEARTS NEED MENDING
THEY ALWAYS DO
AND IF YOU'LL LISTEN
WE'LL TELL A STORY JUST FOR YOU
ABOUT SOME RAGS, BUTTONS AND
GINGHAM AND YARN
WITH SILVER MOON TO LIGHT THE WAY
RAGS, BUTTONS AND GINGHAM AND YARN
AND THE SHADOWS FLY AWAY.

2: Diagnosis


Lyrics
DOCTORS

YOU’VE GOT A BROMIDORIS PHOBIA
WHICH MEANS THAT THERE'S A LOBE O' YA POOR BRAIN
WHICH ISN'T WORKIN' REALLY RIGHT.
COMPOUND PNEUMONOCONIOSIS LEADS TO ONLY ONE PROGNOSIS
THAT SUPPOSES YOU COULD LAST TO TUESDAY NIGHT.
SO WE ADDRESS THE SITUATION WITH A GRAVE DELIBERATION
AS PHYSICIANS NOT MAGICIANS WHO YOU SEEK.
A CASE OF THROMBOCYTOPENIA AT THIS STAGE
CAN ONLY MEAN YA
GOT NO PADDLE AN' YOU'RE REALLY UP THE CREEK.

BECAUSE YOU'RE SICK, SICK, SICK!
AND YOU AIN'T GETTIN' BETTER QUICK, QUICK, QUICK!
WE WOULD DO SOMETHIN' REALLY GOOD, IF WE COULD,
BUT WE CAN'T, AND WE WON'T,
SO WE'LL KEEP RIGHT ON CONSULTING,
PLEASE DON'T THINK THAT WE'RE INSULTING
BUT YOU'RE ILL, ILL, ILL!
AND BOY, FOR US IS THAT A THRILL, THRILL, THRILL!
WE'D LIKE TO HELP YA BUT YOUR CASE IS COMPLICATED
AND WE KNOW WHEN SOMETHING'S FATED,
SO RELAX, ENJOY AND PLEASE STOP ASKING WHY!
BECAUSE YOU'RE SICK, SICK, SICK!
AND WE THINK YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

A CASE OF HIDROADENOSIS
THAT'S OUR MAJOR DIAGNOSIS
AND HOW CLOSE IS YOUR DEMISE WE CANNOT TELL.
BUT THIS RESULTS IN MELANCHOLIA
AND AS WE ALREADY TOL' YA
AS A WHOLE YA REALLY DOING NOT SO WELL.
YOU GOT A BAD COXSACKIE VIRUS
WHICH WILL SOON BEGIN TO TIRE US
AND WE'VE DONE ABOUT AS MUCH AS WE CAN DO.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU'RE WISHIN'
GO AND CALL A GOOD MORTICIAN
CAUSE YOU'RE FADIN' FAST
AND YOU AIN'T PULLIN' THROUGH!

BECAUSE YOU'RE SICK, SICK, SICK!
YER FUTURE ISN'T WORTH A LICK, LICK, LICK!
AS MASTER SURGEONS WE CONFESS,
YOU'RE A MESS AND WE'D LIKE TO EXPRESS
OUR CONDOLENCE TO YOUR FATHER,
GAD, IT REALLY IS A BOTHER THAT YOU'RE ILL, ILL, ILL!
AND WAIT UNTIL YA GET THE THE BILL, BILL, BILL!
WE KNOW YOU'RE SINKING
AND ALTHOUGH WE'RE GLAD WE MET YA
THAT OL' REAPER'S GONNA GET YA
SO WE'LL BID ADIEU AND WAVE TA TA GOOD BYE!
BECAUSE YOU'RE SICK, SICK, SICK!
AND WE KNOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE.
HMMMM.

3: Carry On


Lyrics
POPPA
You know, dolls do come alive.

MARCELLA
Ho.

POPPA
Every night

MARCELLA
When?

POPPA
When the little mother— that’s you— is asleep, they carry on like crazy, everybody knows that. Of course, if you don’t sleep they don’t carry on, they just stay in their box— they all live in that rag-box—

MARCELLA
Who all?

POPPA
Raggedy Ann’s friends, I don’t know who all—

POPPA
WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP
THEN THEY WAKE UP
AND CARRY ON

MARCELLA
CARRY ON

POPPA
THE NIGHT IS DEEP
THEY POP RIGHT UP
AND CARRY ON

MARCELLA
CARRY ON

POPPA
WHEN ALL THE WORLD SEEMS QUIET
IT'S SOME PHENOMENON
THEY CARRY ON,

MARCELLA
CARRY ON

POPPA
THEY CARRY ON

WHEN TROUBLE’S THERE
THEN YOU STAND UP
AND CARRY ON

IT ISN’T FAIR
BUT YOU STAND UP
AND CARRY ON

WHEN WHAT YOU EVER CARED FOR
AND ALL YOU LOVE'S HALF GONE
YOU CARRY ON

MARCELLA
CARRY ON

POPPA
YOU CARRY ON

4: The Light


Lyrics
MARCELLA
Look!

RAGGEDY ANN
Shh.

MARCELLA
Who’s that?

RAGGEDY ANN
You’ll see.

MARCELLA
I’m scared.

RAGGEDY ANN
It’s only life!

ANDY
WHAT'S THAT I HEAR
THE BEAT OF A HEART
THE LID IS OFF AND BOY
I'M READY TO START
IT'S MY TURN NOW
TOODLE-OO TO DUST AND DARKNESS
THE LIGHT'S GONNA SHINE ON ME.

BABY
SO THIS IS THE WORLD
OH BOY WHAT A VIEW
IT'S TIME THAT I'VE BEEN BORN
I'M LONG OVERDUE
IT'S MY TURN NOW
I'LL BE EV'-RY-BODY'S BABY
THE LIGHT'S GONNA SHINE ON ME.

RAGGEDY ANN
NO LYING ROUND IN BED TODAY
THERE'S MUCH TOO MUCH TO DO

ANN, ANDY, BABY
WE'RE LETTING LOOSE AND ON OUR WAY

RAGGEDY ANN
WE'RE WAITING JUST FOR YOU

PANDA
BANQUET OF LIFE
CHANCE TO TASTE PLUM
NOW PANDA EAGER FOR
WHATEVER MAY COME
IT'S MY TURN NOW
OPPORTUNITY FOR VENTURE
THE LIGHT'S GONNA SHINE ON ME.

ALL
STRIKE UP THE BAND
KICK UP YOUR HEELS
WE'RE BUSTING LOOSE
AND BOY, HOW GREAT IT ALL FEELS.
IT'S YOUR TURN NOW
CAN'T STAY IN THIS BED FOREVER
THE LIGHT'S GONNA SHINE ON YOU.

THE BEAT IS SO STRONG
COME JOIN THE PARADE
THERE'S SUNSHINE FLOODING SOMEWHERE
WHO NEEDS THE SHADE
IT'S MY TURN NOW
ON MY FEET AND MARCHIN' STEADY
THE LIGHT'S GONNA SHINE
THE LIGHT'S GONNA SHINE
THE LIGHT'S GONNA SHINE ON ME.

5: Mexico


Lyrics
ANDY
Can do. Needs a rudder, a mast, two sheets in the wind—

RAGGEDY ANN
Andy, you’re beautiful.

ANDY
A PIECE OF BROOMSTICK HERE
A HUNK OF STOVEPIPE THERE
MY DAZZLING INGENUITY
FIRST THING YOU KNOW
MEXICO

CAMEL
Can I help?

ANDY
A LITTLE WASHBOARD HERE
A BIT OF BEDSTEAD THERE
SEE HOW THEY FIT! REMARKABLY
AND THERE YOU GO
MEXICO

IT'S MADE TO ORDER
FOR WHAT WE'RE NEEDIN' TONIGHT
SOUTH OF THE BORDER
IS WHERE IT'S LEADIN' TONIGHT
IN PANAMA, PAL

THEY GOT THIS PRETTY CANAL
EV'RY LOCK IS SO TERRIFIC
WHEN YOU DOCK AT THE PACIFIC
CUERNAVACA'S JUST A BLOCK OR TWO AWAY

A SHEET THAT WE CAN SPARE
TO SAIL THE MIDNIGHT AIR
A FLARE FOR FARING ON THE SEA
AND WHAT'S THAT GLOW
MEXICO!
Arriba!

ALL
MEXICO!

RAGETTES
SO PUT A SEWING MACHINE

WHERE IT HAS NEVER BEEN



A TAILOR’S DUMMY AT THE PROW





AND EVEN NOW



LAH-DEE-DAH


RAGGEDY ANN
DON'T NEED A RADIO


TO TELL US WHERE TO GO


RAGETTES
WE HAVE THE STARS TO SHOW THE WAY





AND WHERE'S L.A.



MEXICO

RAGGEDY ANN
IN POOR HONDURAS
WE WOULDN'T STAY VERY LONG

CAMEL
AND GUATEMALA
YOU SHOULDN'T PUT IN A SONG

ANDY
BUT UP A-HEAD FRIEND
BEYOND THE VERY NEXT BEND
SHINES OL' POPOCATEPETL
IN A SPOT I OUGHTA SETTLE
BUT I BET I GOTTA GET ALONG THE WAY


DOLLS
WE'RE SETTING SAIL TONIGHT

NO MOON HAS BEEN SO BRIGHT

WHAT'S WAITING OUT THERE
WHO CAN KNOW
ANDY
THE FLYING CARPET FROM ARABIAN NIGHTS

WOULD NEVER GO SO FAR TO SHOW US THIS SIGHT

RAGGEDY ANN
GOLLY GEE

BABY DOLL
WITH ALL THESE DIAPERS WET WHAT
HAPPENS TO ME

PANDA
SO MANY PLACES PANDA ALWAYS
WANT TO SEE

CAMEL
LET'S GRAB THE MAP AND FIND WHERE WE WANNA BE

ANDY
WE'LL SEE HAVANA, HAVE ANOTHER CIGAR

CAMEL
WE'LL KNOW THAT PANAMA CAN'T BE VERY FAR

RAGGEDY ANN
TOGETHER NOW

BABY DOLL
WHO WANTS TO WORK THIS HARD IT'S BORING AND HOW

DOLLS
ACCORDING TO THE MAP IT'S JUST A
LITTLE PAST

MEXICO

RAGETTES
WIDGETS
GASKETS


RIBBONS
BASKETS


NEARLY
DONE NOW


CAMEL
To the Doll Doctor!

RAGETTES
WE'RE NEARLY FINISHED AND SHE'S
SOMETHING TO SEE
AND IF SHE FLOATS AT ALL'S A WONDER
TO ME
WE ALL AGREE, SOMETIMES WITH HOPE
THE STRANGEST THINGS COME TO BE

BABY DOLL
Everybody stop worrying

RAGGEDY ANN
What?

BABY DOLL
I changed my diapers!

ANDY
All aboard!

CAMEL
Can't I come?

ANDY
What use are you?

RAGGEDY ANN
Let him come.

ANDY
He’s useless!

CAMEL
I’m useless!

RAGGEDY ANN
Maybe you’ll be of some use. Get in.

ALL
Get in!
DOLLS
AND HERE WE GO
MEXICO
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
AND MEXICO IS SO CLOSE TO L.A.
L.A.!
RAGETTES
YES HERE WE GO
MEXICO
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
AND MEXICO IS SO CLOSE TO L.A.
L.A.!

6: Blue


Lyrics
RAGGEDY ANN
What’s your story?

CAMEL
That’s my story. Nobody wanted me

RAGGEDY ANN
Why?

CAMEL
I have incurable fallen knees. Ugly, aren’t they?

RAGGEDY ANN
I’ve seen worse.

CAMEL
So they threw me out.

RAGGEDY ANN
That’s awful, you must have been pretty sad.

CAMEL
Sad!

WHEN YOU CAN'T FIND A FRIEND
AND THE ROAD DOESN'T SEEM TO END
AND YOU'RE LONESOME THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH
HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY
HOW CAN YOU BE SMILING
HOW CAN YOU BE ANYTHING
BUT LOW DOWN SAGGY AND BLUE

WHEN THERE'S NOTHING TO SHARE
AND YOU DON'T HAVE A DIME TO SPARE
AND THERE'S NO ONE TO COME FOR YOU
HOW CAN YOU BE SMILING
HOW CAN YOU BE SINGING
HOW CAN YOU BE ANYTHING
BUT LOW DOWN SAGGY AND BLUE

I’VE LOOKED AROUND
AND SEEN THE SWEET LIFE EVERYWHERE
I’VE WATCHED THE COOKIE BUSHES SHINING IN THE SUN
THE SMELL OF SWEET VANILLA LIVING
BLOWS IN EVERY BREATH OF AIR
DOESN'T ANYBODY WANT ME?
DOESN'T ANYBODY CARE?

WHEN YOU'RE WRINKLED AND COLD
AND YOUR FORTUNE HAS ALL BEEN TOLD

RAGGEDY ANN
AND YOU'RE NOBODY'S I LOVE YOU

CAMEL
HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY

RAGGEDY ANN
HOW CAN YOU BE SMILING

ANN & CAMEL
HOW CAN YOU BE ANYTHING
BUT LOW DOWN SAGGY AND BLUE
SAD BUT TRUE

CAMEL
HOW CAN YOU BE

ANN & CAMEL
HAPPY

CAMEL
HOW CAN YOU BE

ANN & CAMEL
SINGING

CAMEL
HOW CAN YOU BE ANYTHING
BUT LOW DOWN SAGGY

RAGGEDY ANN
AND RAG BAG BAGGY

ANN & CAMEL
AND BLUE.

7: Quiet Night (Quintet)


Lyrics
DOLLS
MOONRISE
LIFTING
SOMETHING IN THE AIR.

STAR LIGHT
DRIFTING
SOMETHING IN THE AIR.

COMETS
RAINBOWS
LIGHTNING IN THE SKY.

WHERE THE
WIND BLOWS
THERE GO YOU AND I.

SWEET BREEZE
SINGING
SOMETHING IN THE AIR

ONE CLEAR
SHINING
VIEW BEYOND COMPARE

SOFTLY
GLIDING
TOWARD THE BRINK OF DAWN
SOMETHING IN THE AIR
SAIL ON.

CLOUDS
WE’RE SO EXCITED
THERE’S SOMETHING NEW IN OUR SPACE HERE
OH WHAT A JOY.

AND WE’RE DELIGHTED
TO WELCOME YOU TO OUR PLACE HERE.
LOOK DEAR

WE’VE GOT YOU
FASTENED AND FLOATING
HIGH IN THE SKY
HERE
IT’S CLEAR
WE HAVE A WELCOMING
CHEER JUST FOR YOU

DOLLS
SOFTLY
GLIDING
TOWARD THE BRINK OF DAWN
SOMETHING IN THE AIR
SAIL ON.

ANDY
Anchor it in.

CAMEL
This cloud has a hole in it!

RAGGEDY ANN
Spread out a blanket.

BABY DOLL
I’m just a baby, I’m supposed to be waited on.

RAGGEDY ANN
And brush the ants off that cloud, we don’t want ant sandwiches.

MOON
COME ON GET OUT OF MY SKY
BUSTER
CAN’T YOU SEE IT’S THE NIGHT?

MARCELLA
It’s the moon.

MOON
WHOEVER SAW YOU AT NIGHT
BUSTER
WHY CAN’T YOU GET IT RIGHT?

BABY DOLL
Fighting with the sun.

SUN
YOU KNOW YOU’RE
JUST A MERE REFLECTION OF ME
SO BUDDY
FIND YOURSELF
ANOTHER GALAXY

MARCELLA
Is this heaven?

RAGGEDY ANN
A piece of it.

ANDY
What’s down there?

CAMEL
Lots of little lights.

PANDA
Paris, indubitably.

RAGGEDY ANN
SO BEAUTIFUL
SO WONDERFUL
SOARING HIGH IN THE NIGHT

SO MARVELOUS
MIRACULOUS
HOW CAN STARS BE SO BRIGHT

COULD THIS BE THE HEAVEN
THEY SAID WAS IN STORE
WILL IT GO ON FOREVER MORE
SO BEAUTIFUL, SO WONDERFUL TONIGHT.

MARCELLA
Is this where my wishes come true?

CLOUDS
One or two.

MARCELLA
— I wish I could see Yellow Yum Yum again! She’s singing in a choir! — just like Poppa said—

YELLOW YUM-YUM
LITTLE
MARTYR
IN A GILDED CAGE

RED FANG
KILLED ME
AT AN EARLY AGE

FEATHERS
CHOKED HIM
BUT WE WISH HIM WELL

I FOR-
GIVE HIM
WHERE HE HOWLS, HE HOWLS, HE HOWLS IN HELL

MARCELLA
Oh, I wish Poppa could see this—

POPPA
I can, chick, I can.

MARCELLA
Poppa!

POPPA
I’m here. I love you

CLOUDS
He loves you.

POPPA
Having a good trip?

MARCELLA
Oh yes, there’s only one thing missing. I wish I could see—

MOMMY
WOOSH! EAST
WOOSH! WEST
WATCH ME
‘CAUSE I’M A SHOOTING STAR

WOOSH UP
WOOSH BEST
UP HERE
HEY I’M A SHOOTING STAR.

WATCH ME
FLASHING
CROSS THE SKY

WHAT A
GORGEOUS
SIGHT AM I.

WOOSH! NORTH
WOOSH SOUTH
LOOK MA
BOY I’M A SHOOTING STAR.
WOOSH UP
WOOSH DOWN
LOOK WORLD
YOU SEE A SHOOTING STAR

DON’T CALL
ME A
METEOR

WHAT A BORE
I’M A SHOOTING STAR

MARCELLA
Oh, please love her.

POPPA
I do.

MARCELLA
Please love him.

MOMMY
I did.

I’M A SHOOTING STAR

MARCELLA
Please be married again!

CHORUS
RING OUT THE BELLS
OH HOW WE’VE WAITED
THE MOMENT WE’VE ANTICIPATED

SWEET TEARS OF JOY AND LAUGHTER
AND HAPPY EVER AFTER

MARCELLA
MOM AND YOU
AND ME
WE THREE FOREVER

POPPA, MOMMY, & MARCELLA
WE’LL WALK TOGETHER
ALL LIFE THROUGH NOW
THE WAY THAT WE WERE MEANT TO DO NOW

CLOUDS, POPPA, MOMMY, & MARCELLA
THE LONELY DAYS HAVE ENDED
AND LIFE AT LAST IS MENDED

HAPPY WEDDING DAY

(SIMULTANEOUSLY)

MOON
COME ON GET OUT OF MY SKY BUSTER
CAN’T YOU SEE IT’S THE NIGHT?
WHO EVER SAW YOU AT NIGHT BUSTER
WHY CAN’T YOU GET IT RIGHT?

SUN
YOU KNOW YOU’RE JUST A MERE REFLECTION OF ME
SO BUDDY FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER GALAXY

MOMMY
WOOSH! NORTH WOOSH SOUTH
LOOK MA
BOY I’M A SHOOTING STAR
WOOSH UP WOOSH DOWN
LOOK WORLD
YOU SEE A SHOOTING STAR.
DON’T CALL ME A METEOR WHAT A BORE
I’M A SHOOTING STAR

COMPANY
SWEET BREEZE SINGING SOMETHING IN THE AIR
ONE CLEAR SHINING VIEW BEYOND COMPARE
SOFTLY GLIDING TOWARDS THE BRINK OF DAWN
SOMETHING IN THE AIR SAIL ON
SOMETHING IN THE AIR SAIL ON

ALL
SOMETHING IN THE AIR
SOMETHING IN THE AIR
SOMETHING IN THE AIR
SAIL ON

8: Rag Dolly


Lyrics
RAGGEDY ANN
I got you this far, didn’t I?
I don’t know, Who do I think I am?

FIRST CAME THE LIGHT IN MARCELLA’S ROOM
MAKING THINGS BRIGHT THAT WERE ONLY GLOOM
LEARNING TO LAUGH
LOVE I RECALL
NOW I’M NOT SURE OF WHERE I AM AT ALL—

I'M JUST A RAG DOLLY,
HAPPY AND SMILING ALL DAY
A LITTLE RAG DOLLY,
KEEPIN' IT SIMPLE THAT WAY

I STOP AND SAY GOLLY
HOW COULD IT HAPPEN TO YOU
COULD ONE POOR RAG DOLLY
PLAIN AS CAN BE
REALLY MAKE SOMEONE'S WISHES COME TRUE?

I'M JUST A RAG DOLLY,
LIGHTING A LITTLE GIRL'S DAY
A LITTLE RAG DOLLY
WISHIN' HER WORRIES AWAY
TO ME IT'S REAL FOLLY
COULD I EVER MAKE EVERYTHING RIGHT
WHEN I'M A RAG DOLLY,
LOST AS CAN BE
WOND'RIN' HOW I CAN GET THROUGH THE NIGHT.

WE'RE WANDERING WAY TOO FAR
FROM WHERE WE SHOULD BE
AND HOW WE'LL EVER GET THERE'S A MYSTERY.
CAN'T YOU SEE?

I'M JUST A RAG DOLLY
WANTIN' FOR TIMES TO BE GLAD
A LITTLE RAG DOLLY
STARTIN' TO SLIDE INTO SAD
WISH I COULD BE JOLLY
CAREFREE WHEREEVER I ROAM
BUT I'M A RAG DOLLY

WAY DOWN INSIDE
AND MY HEART SAYS I WANNA GO HOME.

9: Never Get Away


Lyrics
BAT
HEY YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST
YOU WON'T BE THE LAST
LOTS OF OTHER SOULS HAVE PASSED MY DOOR
AND YOU NEVER GET AWAY, HEY KID
YOU NEVER GET AWAY (TRUST ME)
CAUSE NO ONE EVER DID BEFORE

YOU'RE A LITTLE YOUNG
AND A TRIFLE GREEN
AND I'VE SEEN SO MANY IT'S A BORE
AND THEY NEVER GET AWAY, HEY SWEETS
THEY NEVER GET AWAY (REALLY)
CAUSE NO ONE EVER DID BEFORE

YOU RUN LIKE CRAZY
'CAUSE YOU'RE FULL OF DREAD
BUT WHAT YOU'RE RUNNING FROM
IS WAITING JUST AHEAD
WELL YOU GOT NO HOPE
NOT A SINGLE PRAYER
IT'S NOT FAIR
BUT THERE'S REAL GRIEF IN STORE

AND YOU NEVER GET AWAY, HONEST
YOU NEVER GET AWAY (GOTCHA)
'CAUSE NO ONE EVER DID BEFORE
NO ONE EVER GOT AWAY BEFORE.

YOU RUN LIKE CRAZY
'CAUSE YOU'RE FULL OF DREAD
BUT WHAT YOU'RE RUNNING FROM
IS WAITING JUST AHEAD

WELL YOU GOT NO HOPE
NOT A SINGLE PRAYER
IT'S NOT FAIR
BUT THERE'S REAL GRIEF IN STORE
AND YOU NEVER GET AWAY, HONEST
YOU NEVER GET AWAY (GOTCHA)
'CAUSE NO ONE EVER DID BEFORE
NO ONE EVER GOT AWAY BEFORE.

10: A Little Music


Lyrics
RAGGEDY ANN
Music. Music might do it—

MARCELLA
Oh, what’s the use of music!

PANDA
Music soothes the savage breast.

RAGGEDY ANN
Sure, I mean we can sing him to sleep.

ANDY
Aw, come on

RAGGEDY ANN
Well, we can try, can’t we? Ask him.

MARCELLA
WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE MUSIC?

GENERAL D.
Music?

MARCELLA
WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE TUNE?

GENERAL D.
No.

RAGGEDY ANN
WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE LULLABY
TO REST YOUR EYE ‘NEATH THE SLEEPY MOON

PANDA
WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE
HUM DEE DUM

BABY
DIE DE DIE.

BABY, PANDA, ANN
LIKE MOMMY USED TO CROON.

MARCELLA
WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE MUSIC

RAGGEDY ANN
WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE TUNE.

GENERAL D.
I hate music!

MARCELLA
Says no.

RAGGEDY ANN
To cheer you up, he likes you.

MARCELLA
To cheer me up? Please—

GENERAL D.
Is it your dying request?

RAGGEDY ANN
Uh huh.

MARCELLA
Uh huh.

CAMEL
I’ll try!

RAGGEDY ANN
Just sing your heart out.

GENERAL D.
Let there be music. What a bore.

CAMEL
WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE MUSIC
WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE SONG
WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE MELODY
SO PRETTY YOU WANT TO SING ALONG
WOULD YOU LIKE A BIT OF LAH DE DAH
DUM DEE DEE
JUST TO HUM WHEN THINGS GO WRONG
WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE MUSIC
WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE SONG

GENERAL D.
(snoring)

CAMEL
HUMA-HUMA-HUMA-HUMUM

RAGGEDY ANN
GET THE RING. GET THE RING.

CAMEL
HUMA-HUMA-HUMA-HUM

RAGGEDY ANN
HE'S SNORING, NOW.

CAMEL
Look I did it.

RAGGEDY ANN
You’re not so useless.

CAMEL
Invaluable.

RAGGEDY ANN
What’s in there, sugar?

MARCELLA
The road to— to— the Doll Hospital!

RAGGEDY ANN
Sssh! Here. Keep it safe—

BABY
Look.

PANDA
Adios, amigo.

ANDY
Okay, down the ladder. Tiptoe.

CAMEL
Tiptoe? Me? I’m soaring!— on the wings of song— on the wings of song— on the wings of—

HUM DE DUM
DIE DE DIE
LIKE MOMMY USED TO CROON

DOLLS
WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE MUSIC
YES, WE LIKE A LITTLE TUNE

CAMEL
Don’t need knees—

RAGGEDY ANN
Head West!

PANDA
Music universal language.

11: Gone


Lyrics
RAGGEDY ANN
WHERE IS THE MOONLIGHT
WHERE IS THE PATHWAY
VARIOUS
GONE
GONE. GONE.

PANDA
TOO MANY TREES HERE

ANDY
AND GENERAL D'S HERE

COMPANY
HOPE IS FADING
EVERYTHING DONE AND GONE

CAMEL
THERE’S SOMEONE KIND HERE

BABY
AND WHERE'S MY MIND HERE
VARIOUS
GONE


GONE. GONE.

CAMEL
I'M GOIN' BALMY.

BABY DOLL
I WANT MY MOMMY.

RAGGEDY ANN
I'M SO LOST
AND SOON I'LL BE DEAD AND GONE

PANDA
WHY RUN SO FAST
WHEN IS NOWHERE TO GO

BABY
IT'S FAR TOO LATE
TO FIND L.A., YOU KNOW

ANDY
AND MEXICO IS GONE

ENSEMBLE
WE DO GET LOST HERE,
AS STORIES TELL
BUT IF WE LISTEN
PERHAPS THE STORY TURNS OUT WELL
SOMETIMES

RAGGEDY ANN
WHERE IS MY ANDY?

MARCELLA
AND WHERE'S MY DOLLY
VARIOUS
GONE. GONE. GONE.


GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE

ENSEMBLE
WE HAD OUR WARNING
AND IN THE MORNING
GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE
GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE
GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE
GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE

ENSEMBLE
WE DO GET LOST DEARS,
AS STORIES TELL
BUT IF WE LISTEN PERHAPS THE STORY TURNS OUT WELL
SOMETIMES SOME RAGS, BUTTONS,
AND GINGHAM AND YARN
ARE ALL IT TAKES TO WIN THE DAY
DOLLS
WHY RUN SO FAST WHEN IS NOWHERE TO GO
IT'S FAR TOO LATE TO FIND L.A. YOU KNOW
AND MEXICO IS GONE

WHERE IS MY ANDY
GONE, GONE, GONE
AND WHERE'S MY DOLLY
GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE
WE HAD OUR WARNING
AND IN THE MORNING-

ALL
GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE
GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE
GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE
GONE, GONE, GONE, GONE

12: What Did I Lose/Somewhere


Lyrics
RAGGEDY ANN
You’ve got the wrong baby.

WITCH
WHAT DID I LOSE
WHEN DID I LOSE IT
WHEN DID THE HIGH LIFE GO LOW
AND HOW DID I GO SO FAR
WHAT DID I THROW AWAY FOR WHAT I THOUGHT WAS GLORY
WHY DID I TURN MY BACK SO SOON
BEFORE I LEARNED THE STORY

WHERE DID I GO
WHAT DID IT GET ME
WHEN ALL THE GOOD TIMES GO BAD
AND WHEN YOU’VE BEEN HAD YOU SEE
NOT EVERY SHINY THING IS WHAT IT OUGHT TO BE
WHAT DID I LOSE
AND WHEN DID I LOSE ME.

RAGGEDY ANN
CAN YOU STILL REMEMBER
WHAT IT IS TO WAKE UP
IN A PLACE WHERE SOMEONE’S ALWAYS
WAITING JUST TO CARE
IS THERE STILL A PERSON
WHO'LL LOVE YOU MORE EACH DAY
SOMEONE WHO KEEPS GIVING THINGS
THEY NEVER TAKE AWAY.

IS THERE STILL A MOMENT
WHEN A HEART IS OPENED
TO A PLACE WHERE JOY AND LIGHT
AND LAUGHER FILL THE AIR
SOMEWHERE NOT TOO DISTANT
CAN YOU STILL REMEMBER
WHERE’S THE PLACE WHERE SOMEHOW, SOMETIME,
LOVE IS ALWAYS THERE.

WITCH
WHERE DID I GO
WHAT DID IT GET ME
WHEN ALL THE GOOD TIMES GO BAD
AND WHEN YOU’VE BEEN HAD YOU SEE
NOT EVERY SHINY THING
IS WHAT IT OUGHT TO BE
WHAT DID I LOSE
AND WHEN DID I LOSE ME.
RAGGEDY ANN
IS THERE STILL A MOMENT
WHEN A HEART IS OPENED
TO A PLACE WHERE JOY AND LIGHT AND LAUGHER FILL THE AIR
SOMEWHERE NOT TOO DISTANT
CAN YOU STILL REMEMBER
WHERE’S THE PLACE WHERE SOMEHOW, SOMETIME,
LOVE IS ALWAYS THERE.

13: Welcome to L.A./Diagnosis (Reprise)


Lyrics
NURSES
FEELING WELL THIS MORNING
LIFE IS SWELL THIS MORNING
DOCTORS HERE ARE LEAN AND TANNER
WITH A BETTER BEDSIDE MANNER

PRETTY PILLS THIS MORNING
NO MORE CHILLS THIS MORNING
REST ASSURED YOU’LL SOON BE CURED
IT ALWAYS ENDS THAT WAY
SO WELCOME TO L.A. AND HAPPY DAY

NURSES
FEELING WELL THIS MORNING

LIFE IS SWELL THIS MORNING

DOCTORS HERE ARE LEAN AND TANNER
WITH A BETTER BEDSIDE MANNER

PRETTY PILLS THIS MORNING

NO MORE CHILLS THIS MORNING

REST ASSURED YOU’LL SOON BE CURED
IT ALWAYS ENDS THAT WAY

SO WELCOME TO L.A. AND HAPPY DAY
DOCTORS
WELL THEN YOU'RE SICK, SICK, SICK
YER FUTURE ISN'T WORTH A LICK, LICK, LICK!
AS MASTER SURGEONS WE CONFESS
YOU'RE A MESS AND WE'D LIKE TO EXPRESS
OUR CONDOLENCE TO YOUR FATHER,
GAD IT REALLY IS A BOTHER

THAT YOU'RE ILL, ILL, ILL!
AND WAIT UNTIL YA GET THA THE BILL, BILL, BILL!
WE KNOW YOU'RE SINKING
AND ALTHOUGH WE'RE GLAD WE MET YA
THAT OL' REAPER'S GONNA GET YA
SO WE'LL BID ADIEU AND WAVE TA TA GOOD BYE!
BECAUSE YOU'RE SICK, SICK, SICK!
AND WE KNOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

14: He Comes Riding


Lyrics
GENERAL D.
THE NIGHT FILLS WITH TERROR
THE SOUL IS STRIPPED BARE
THE BATTLE IS OVER AND NOBODY WON
AND THERE'S NO ONE TO CARE
THE SPIRIT IS SHATTERED
THERE’S NO TRACE OF WILL
AS THE BLOOD MOON IS RISING ABOVE YOU
A PALE SHADOW LOOMS ON THE HILL

AND THEN HE COMES RIDING
THE WIND CHILLS YOUR FACE
THE TERRIBLE MOMENT YOU'VE DREADED THE MOST
LOCKS YOU IN HIS EMBRACE
AND OH YOU GO RIDING
AND WITH HIM AT YOUR SIDE
HIS SMILE LEADS YOU ON
‘TIL THE LAST BREATH IS GONE
AND ETERNITY’S DOOR OPENS WIDE

HE’S QUIETLY WAITING
A HUSH IN THE AIR
HIS EYES GLOW A TENDER ENCOURAGEMENT
TEMPTING YOU CLOSER AND LEADING YOU THERE
AND THERE’S NO ESCAPING
ALL PATHS ARE AS ONE
AND THE BLOOD MOON IS RISING ABOVE YOU
AND YOUR LITTLE STORY IS DONE

AND SO HE COMES RIDING
BEFORE BREAK OF DAY
THE NIGHTMARE THAT'S HAUNTED YOUR LIFE-TIME
LEAPS OUT AND IT SWEEPS YOU AWAY
AND THOUGH YOU GO RIDING
THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE
AND HIS SMILE LEADS YOU ON
'TILL THE LAST BREATH IS GONE
AND ETERNITY’S DOOR OPENS WIDE.
OPENS WIDE
OPENS WIDE.

15: Gingham and Yarn (Reprise)


Lyrics
POPPA
And then what happened?

MARCELLA
And then what happened was Raggedy Ann made me a present.

POPPA
What present?

MARCELLA
Of her heart.

POPPA
Really.

MARCELLA
Then I woke up.

POPPA
I see roses, kid.

MARCELLA
Where?

POPPA
Back in your cheeks, how do you feel?

COMPANY
CARRY ON

MARCELLA
Oh, fine. No chills, no fever—

POPPA
Want some breakfast?

MARCELLA
I’m starved.
That’s funny.

POPPA
Eh?

MARCELLA
She has no heart.

POPPA
You ate it.

COMPANY
CARRY ON

MARCELLA
No, I didn’t.

POPPA
You ate it in your sleep.

MARCELLA
No, I didn’t.

COMPANY
CARRY ON

POPPA
Well, don’t matter. I’ll make her another one.

MARCELLA
Today?

POPPA
This minute. And she’ll be back kickin’ her heels up again tonight.

MARCELLA
Truly?

POPPA
Kid, would I tell you something that wasn’t a fact?

MARCELLA
I think so, Poppa.

POPPA
That’s cause you don’t know what a fact is. Can’t get rid of her so easy, she’s always kicking up her heels somewhere— right now, if a person could see—

ALL
RAGS, BUTTONS, AND GINGHAM AND YARN
WITH SILVER MOON TO LIGHT THE WAY
RAGS, BUTTONS, AND GINGHAM AND YARN
AND THE SHADOWS FLY AWAY.

Cast


Doctors :
Poppa :
Marcella :
Raggedy Ann :
Raggedy Andy :
Baby Doll :
Panda :
General D. :
Bat :
Camel with the Wrinkled Knees :
Mommy :
The Company :
: ...
: ...
: ...
: Ivy Austin
: Scott Schafer
: Carolyn Marble Valentis
: Jeanne Vigliante
: David Schramm
: Pamela Sousa
: Joel Aroeste
: Bethe B. Austin
: ...